I think a little weekly recap is in order:
First, the power of the Uberblondes is revealed and I become willing to make the ultimate sacrifice. Two days later, DeLay quits the race and announces that he’s moving to Virginia. (He’s my friend Eve’s problem now.) Next, we learn that Katie Couric harnessed the superpowers of hair for her own gain, which explains why so many of her hairstyles were so bad. Then the National Geographic Society announces that the Missing Link between fish and land animals has been found. Not only that, the Paper of Record brings up the D-word:
Other scientists said that in addition to confirming elements of a major transition in evolution, the fossils were a powerful rebuttal to religious creationists, who have long argued that the absence of such transitional creatures are a serious weakness in Darwin’s theory.
Last night, the word gets out that Jesus was a little more tricky than we knew and put Judas up to betraying him in the recently discovered Gospel of Judas.
On a very sad note, the state of Tennessee suffered its second night of deadly tornados in a week. If you don’t make the connection, Tennessee is the home state of the evil and dangerous Dr. Bill Frist, the one who’s decided to run for president. Seems like Tennessee’s in the for Florida treatment.
Then, to top it off, turns out the leak came from Bush.
So, to recap, hair secrets, Texas politics, Darwinism, Gnosticism, and W. himself have all taken unexpected turns in the news, all pretty much in my direction.
Could Dave Chappelle’s return to television be far behind, bitch?
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