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In case you weren’t aware of them, there are rumors that Sarah Palin’s five month old baby is really her grandchild.
So, for everyone who’s feeling that being a 44 year old woman has suddenly become the coolest thing on earth (in other words, that there’s been a reversal of the magnetic poles), here’s a little evidence to back you up:
The first woman of our generation to ascend to the highest level of national attention seems to have grown up watching the same crappy ABC soaps we did. Let us now add Wasilla to the fabled list of Pine Valley, Llanview, and Port Charles. I can’t wait for tomorrow’s show. Who knows. Maybe the baby’s father will show up in a snowmachine.
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