prematurely grey

Seriously. It was a major problem. Perhaps my first addiction. My mom used to say that I should become a soap opera writer. (She was probably right.)

Is there anyone out there who could have predicted how completely great from the batshit crazy plotline perspective that all of this was going to be? I mean, people are not leaving their computers because they don’t want to miss the next tiny juicy tidbit.

So, ladies and gentlemen, may I please introduce you to Mudflats–your one stop blog for all Palin, all the time.

And here’s the cover of the National Enquirer that the McCain campaign is suing over:

Apparently, they’re sitting on the affair story for another week. Why does that music from “Days of Our Lives” keep playing in my head? This is so obviously an ABC 1980s storyline. I’m waiting for the multiple personality diagnosis. And the revelation that McCain is really Sarah’s father. Then Bristol and Hockey-Hair will run away and we’ll follow them all the way to Seattle. They might even meet a black person while they’re there.

Stay tuned.