prematurely grey

Could it be, that while the media whipped us into a frenzy over All My (Grand)Children, there was a better show on a different network? Could it be that some in the media are changing the channel? Instead of asking, “Where is Joe Biden?” (last week’s popular refrain), perhaps they should be wondering, “Why aren’t we talking about what Joe Biden just said?”

Ladies and gentlemen, the vanguard of the MSM just picked up the remote.

Clip Number Eight: In Which a Familiar Handsome Stranger Returns to Town:

But wait, there’s more!

Clip Number Nine: In Which the Past of the Handsome Stranger Is Rediscovered (As Is His Debt to Salesmen, Barkers, and Robert Prestons of Yore)*:

Thanks to the Daily Dish for keeping me from thinking I am Legend here.

Worried about the Vice Presidential debate? Afraid there’s no cure for the ill that ails you? Ladies and gentlemen, look no further. Watch for the Familiar Stranger on a website near you.

*Seriously, don’t you hope Joe Biden will have some sort of tonic for us to buy next week? One that will make us immune to the debilitating effects of Palinmania and Grandpa McAngrypants Mid-Range Onset Alzheimers Syndrome? I know I’d order a case from this guy. Now it’s back to the shelter and over to HQ. (As long as I don’t have to pull a Norma Rae over there. Life does seem to be turning into a movie around here, doesn’t it?)