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CNN News Brief interrupted All My (Grand)Children yesterday. Shocking developments.

Clip Number Ten: In Which It Is Revealed that Our Heroine Is a Delicate Flower, Held Against Her Will by Her Guardian’s Boorish Minions

(Sorry for the low quality. The Huffington Post has a better clip, but you can’t embed it. Thanks You Tube for liberating the video for the masses.)

BOTTOM LINE: Palmer Cortlandt is holding Erica Kane hostage SO SHE DOESN’T WILT UNDER THE BRIGHT LIGHTS! WTF? Has anyone every seen Susan Lucci? She lost the Daytime Emmy how many times? Did she ever stop rocking the shoulder pads?

Is Palmer poisoning Erica? Is he in love with her? Is Henry Kissinger a cross-over guest from General Hospital? Is he going to turn on the snow machine?