Remember when the worst thing about Sarah Palin was how dumb she seemed? Like back in these days, when it seemed like she just wanted to use her God-given talents to do the best for herself (and therefore our nation and humankind, because she’s got something of a Trinity complex going, no?)?
Those were such good times.
The days when the thing I hated about her was her complete rebuke to feminism and my religion and my hopes for my daughters’ futures.
Wow. I wish those days could have lasted forever.
I really miss the old up-do Sarah, who winked and smiled and practically giggled with joy even though her teenage daughter was pregnant and everyone thought that she was really just covering about baby Trig and that Trig was Bristol’s baby.
Because Repunzel Palin scares the living crap out of me. I fully expect her to poison Grandpa McAngrypants now that he’s acting a little bit like his old self.
Finally, I have to admit it. Clearly, Sarah Palin has superpowers. And letting the hair down unleashed the demons of hell. Can somebody please get that up-do back? Before it’s too late?
(And at some point, we’re going to have to deal with Todd…)
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Weeks ago, before she started getting really creepy, I told my dad, “Basically what they’ve done is taken an Ann Coulter/Laura Ingraham character and run her for office.” Unfortunately, my dad didn’t have that cultural point of reference so the comparison was lost on him.
Now that I think about it, he’s a blue-collar guy in Oklahoma and insisted in 2004 that he didn’t “know anyone who’s voting for Bush,” so he probably lacks cultural reference points altogether.
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