Item Number One: Krugman wins the Nobel Prize in economics!*
Item Number Two: Rapunzel Sarah proclaims her joy in being found completely innocent!
Item Number Three: My new gay boyfriend alludes to my paranoid email in a subsequent post (maybe)!
My influence:
I’ve posted his major speeches in full for the past eighteen months. His latest – given today in Toledo, Ohio – continues after the jump. It gave me more confidence in our economic future: (emphasis added).
But, ladies and gentlemen, it wouldn’t be Hodge Podge Lodge Tuesday without the Familiar Stranger!
Item Number Four: Ryan Lizza has finally found someone worthy of his New Yorker profile treatment! Seriously, the Familiar Stranger seems to be exactly the kind of guy Ryan Lizza has been waiting to write about. Nothing nasty. Nothing about past indiscretions. HOLY SHIT! I think Ryan Lizza has a mancrush on Joe Biden! Alert the media. Get Hannnity on standby! RYAN LIZZA DOESN”T HATE JOE BIDEN!!! WTF?
If you don’t think this is the Life cereal moment of this election, you haven’t been paying attention.
More on Todd Palin, world’s grossest boyfriend, later.
*In case you thought that maybe I was a little overly harsh in my assessment of Mr. The-Sweden-Plan-Would-Be-A-Whole-Lot-Better’s college sex life the other day, I recommend that you read this. There is no way, repeat no way, that this guy had sex in college.
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