Tag Archives: All My (Grand)Children

Free Sarah Palin!

CNN News Brief interrupted All My (Grand)Children yesterday. Shocking developments.
Clip Number Ten: In Which It Is Revealed that Our Heroine Is a Delicate Flower, Held Against Her Will by Her Guardian’s Boorish Minions

(Sorry for the low quality. The Huffington Post has a better clip, but you can’t embed it. Thanks You Tube for liberating the [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen

Could it be, that while the media whipped us into a frenzy over All My (Grand)Children, there was a better show on a different network? Could it be that some in the media are changing the channel? Instead of asking, “Where is Joe Biden?” (last week’s popular refrain), perhaps they should be wondering, “Why aren’t [...]

It’s an Oldie but a Goodie

Apparently, the girl just can’t help it. There you go, again.
Today, on All My (Grand)Children:
Clip Number Seven: In Which Our Heroine Demonstrates Her Debt to Borscht Belt Comedians

Tango and Cash, Part Deux

Had to rush this to press because the likelihood of video being up for more than 24 hours is slim. More clips and a somber post on why I didn’t much feel like fucking with Sarah Palin today to come some other hour. Two and a half hour Red Cross volunteer sign up process might [...]

Thank you, Sarah Palin

Whenever I’m having a difficult time, I do my best to make a gratitude list. It’s one of those things you  learn to do after going to 7,000 meetings (exaggeration). I’m going to try to put the list on PG from time to time, in the spirit of sharing my experience, strength, and hope.
Just for [...]

You Knew This Was Coming

Anyone who’s ever watched a soap knew that the rich thin bitch wife was going to become a problem. How could she not?
Apparently, The New York Times used to watch too.
(Hey, don’t you think Cindy would have had more fashion sense than to go for a fucking hot pink cast? It looks OK in a [...]

I Used to Skip School to Watch Soaps

Seriously. It was a major problem. Perhaps my first addiction. My mom used to say that I should become a soap opera writer. (She was probably right.)
Is there anyone out there who could have predicted how completely great from the batshit crazy plotline perspective that all of this was going to be? I mean, people [...]

Now We’re Heading into Palmer Cortlandt Territory…

Watch this. Yes, it’s edited. But it’s just too funny not to share before today’s episode of All My (Grand)Children knocks us for another loop.

Can We Criticize Women for Being Bad Mothers?

Obama has issued a statement regarding all the Palin family news. While it’s the right thing for him to do, I’m not sure I completely agree.
I just wrote Andrew Sullivan an email with the subject “My Response to Obama’s Response on Bristol Palin.”
Andrew,
I could not agree more that Sarah Palin’s family deserves privacy and respect. [...]

All My (Grand)Children, 9.1.08

There is no keeping up with the twists and turns of All My (Grand)Children. Now it turns out that Sarah Palin’s 17 year old daughter is currently pregnant. And there’s a pretty good picture of Sarah back in March looking pregnant in a very elegant, ABC afternoon heroine kind of way.

So it looks like Sarah [...]