Tag Archives: hedging my bets

Dance, Monkeys, Dance

Been on something of a rocketship the past two weeks–Spiritual Salon, Easter, dog with a broken leg, PTA indentured servitude (voluntary, of course). Today, I found myself questioning whether I’d ever write anything more than a clever email again. That’s when Pogie sent me the latest Direct Message from the God of My Understanding:
Dance, Monkeys, [...]

Are there Cliff Notes for this thing yet?

OK, I’ll be the first to admit it: the last post was just too fucking long. Plus, it crossed a couple of my self-imposed semi-boundaries. So, I’m going to move it into a new little satellite cluster of windbaggy stuff. I’m thinking of calling it “Burr’s Bullshit.” Be that as it may, promise to write [...]

Coming Out of the Closet, Part 3: The Laws of Shoe Karma DISCOVERED!

When I wrote the original post about the Compact last week, I mentioned a pair of red flip flops I had my eyes on. Learning about my friends’ movement to “get off the consumer grid” hit me where I lived: shoe shopping. I predicted that I would conduct some sort of “karma mojo” in [...]

Looks Like God Might Be Picking Sides

I think a little weekly recap is in order:
First, the power of the Uberblondes is revealed and I become willing to make the ultimate sacrifice. Two days later, DeLay quits the race and announces that he’s moving to Virginia. (He’s my friend Eve’s problem now.) Next, we learn that Katie Couric harnessed the superpowers of [...]

In Ancient Document, Judas, Minus the Betrayal – New York Times

In Ancient Document, Judas, Minus the Betrayal – New York Times
Holy papyrus! Coming next–the Da Vinci Code is TRUE!

I’m Gonna Look Into that Faith Blogging Stuff

Joel Osteen’s Credo: Eliminate the Negative, Accentuate Prosperity – New York Times
The news for Mr. Osteen has lately been very good indeed: two weeks ago he signed a contract with Free Press, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, that could bring him as much as $13 million for a follow-up book to his debut spiritual [...]