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Good Times

Remember when the worst thing about Sarah Palin was how dumb she seemed? Like back in these days, when it seemed like she just wanted to use her God-given talents to do the best for herself (and therefore our nation and humankind, because she’s got something of a Trinity complex going, no?)?
Those were such good [...]

Posted 13 October 2008 lize § uncategorized ‡ Comments (1) ° Also tagged:

Winken, Blinken and Nod

I’ll admit it–I’ve been all over the place the last couple of weeks. I haven’t posted anything on this site for over a week because every time I think, “Here it is, my grand pronouncement on Blabbedy Blah,” HOLY SHIT, INCOMING!
Don’t you think it’s been like M*A*S*H* lately? Like we’re all exhausted, frozen and still [...]

Posted 05 October 2008 lize § uncategorized ‡ Comments (3) ° Also tagged: ,

Free Sarah Palin!

CNN News Brief interrupted All My (Grand)Children yesterday. Shocking developments.
Clip Number Ten: In Which It Is Revealed that Our Heroine Is a Delicate Flower, Held Against Her Will by Her Guardian’s Boorish Minions

(Sorry for the low quality. The Huffington Post has a better clip, but you can’t embed it. Thanks You Tube for liberating the [...]

Posted 24 September 2008 lize § uncategorized ‡ Comments (1) ° Also tagged: ,

Joe Addresses the Ladies!

OK, I’ll admit it–I’m obsessed. The Familiar Stranger has swept me off my feet! And I’m beginning to wonder if there are other ladies like me out there. Ladies who yearn to hear sweet nothings in their ears. Sweet nothings that LAY THE HAMMER ON GRANDPA McANGRYPANTS, for example.
The Familiar Stranger arrives in town. At [...]

Posted 19 September 2008 lize § uncategorized ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , ,

And Now a News Update: Sisters to the North Jumpstart Hope (Film at 11)

It’s been a strange weekend, with Ike hitting Galveston and Houston. 4 million people without power just a couple of hours away and all of us here in Austin feeling strangely irritated because, in the middle of a terrible drought, we got zero rain. But zero hurricane was a blessing. So, God must be looking [...]

Posted 15 September 2008 lize § Sarah Palin ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , ,

Tango and Cash, Part Deux

Had to rush this to press because the likelihood of video being up for more than 24 hours is slim. More clips and a somber post on why I didn’t much feel like fucking with Sarah Palin today to come some other hour. Two and a half hour Red Cross volunteer sign up process might [...]

Posted 14 September 2008 lize § Sarah Palin ‡ Comments (2) ° Also tagged:

By Truth and Toil

A classmate of mine from the Exclusive Upper East Side Girls School I attended for twelve fun-filled years was an early responder to the Palin emergency. C. was the first to sound the national alarm in my inbox on August 29th*. She’s a lawyer with Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund. When I read the email, [...]

Posted 12 September 2008 lize § uncategorized ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: , , ,

I Used to Skip School to Watch Soaps

Seriously. It was a major problem. Perhaps my first addiction. My mom used to say that I should become a soap opera writer. (She was probably right.)
Is there anyone out there who could have predicted how completely great from the batshit crazy plotline perspective that all of this was going to be? I mean, people [...]

Posted 05 September 2008 lize § uncategorized ‡ Comments (2) ° Also tagged:

Palinmania–the Antidote

The fog seems to have lifted and I no longer feel murderous. This can be attributed to several things that happened yesterday:

I read on Daily Kos that Kay Hagan is now leading Elizabeth Dole in the North Carolina senate race. Keep hope alive! I then got in the game of commenting on DKos. Having a [...]

Posted 05 September 2008 lize § uncategorized ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged:

Now We’re Heading into Palmer Cortlandt Territory…

Watch this. Yes, it’s edited. But it’s just too funny not to share before today’s episode of All My (Grand)Children knocks us for another loop.

Posted 02 September 2008 lize § uncategorized ‡ Comments (0) ° Also tagged: ,